ConwayLife Skyscraper

[haaaaaands]

floor 5735546542255417524726327173217621 is the place where i keep my stuff. the only way to access it is through a door located inside the hole in floor 52762579547554745.

[rutabaga]

floor 102 is full of clones of Rick Astley all singing Never Gonna Give You Up in different keys. if you have perfect pitch like me, good luck surviving more than 1.30734 seconds. otherwise, good luck surviving more than 16.7926 seconds.

[Haycat2009]

Floors 107-109 are part of my sandbox, which is open to public and has purple sand, as well as a life-sized sandcastle made by me.

[Haycat2009]

Floors 103-106 are my plotting rooms, and you can only access it from either floor 102 (and being fast enough to escape the Rick Astley clones) or floor 107 (good luck finding the secret door from under the sand and having the same face)

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 110 has ceiling lights that simulate rule 110. After you go in you cannot go out until you write an essay on Rule 110 and why it is turing-complete.

[b-engine]

Floor 110 has ceiling lights that simulate rule 110. After you go in you cannot go out until you write an essay on Rule 110 and why it is turing-complete.

Floor 110 already exists:

Floor 110 is made of agars. It contains some strange structures but you can't view it if you're a 2D creature.
Until today, we know that it may be turing complete, or may not, only the floor knows.
The only known way to enter or exit is to enter a door in floor 54.

[haaaaaands]

floor 1337 is the meeting room of a phising (not a typo) club.
floor capsmuch is empty except for a whiteboard displaying a link to the capitalization essay on wikipedia.
similarly, floor rdsys32 is also empty except for a whiteboard displaying a link to the reason why deleting system32 is a bad idea.

[rutabaga]

Floor 112 is where people can just sit on one of the infinite chairs and contemplate their life decisions
Floor 112.1 is the same but for spiders
Floor 113 is the entirety of Ohio, except all apples are replaced with spiders made out of tungsten. There is a secret door hidden in Cedar Point near the roller coaster Millennium Force that leads to floor 113i, where it's Ohio but all spiders are replaced with apples.

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When you touch any inanimate object on floor 823218370111 it falls on Haaaaaands's head. 5 minute cooldown

[haaaaaands]

C[i&i]i is the vision room.

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get it?

eye&eye.


aaarrrgggghhhhhhhhh!!!

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 110 has ceiling lights that simulate rule 110. After you go in you cannot go out until you write an essay on Rule 110 and why it is turing-complete.

Floor 110 already exists:

Floor 110 is made of agars. It contains some strange structures but you can't view it if you're a 2D creature.
Until today, we know that it may be turing complete, or may not, only the floor knows.
The only known way to enter or exit is to enter a door in floor 54.

Ok, then my floor 110 is floor 110-A and yours is just floor 110.

[haaaaaands]

floor thatcannotbethegoodenfeelin is a kingdom of loathing joke.
floor dos (dees) is like normal dos but all the commands map to a joke output, e.g. "rd system32" would reply "nope." and "deltree" would reply "birch/spruce/oak tree is no more" (which one is random). also "echo" would reply "echo... echo... echo..." and "tree" would reply "this is a tree." also(x2) typing "sudo makemeasandwich" teleports you to xkcd #149: sandwich.

[b-engine]

Floor 0√x is a 0D floor. There's no known way to escape from it as anything enter it would been squashed into a dot.

[haaaaaands]

floor uhhh is uhhh

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 111 contains a portal to another universe. It is theorized that the alternate universe is where the intelligent spiders in the skyscraper come from.

[haaaaaands]

floor 3646392 is there because not all sites have a staff as nice as this one. why it exists, or what it's made of, is unknown. the only thing inside is the corpse of my old minecraft account that got disabled by mojang just because i said "crap" on a multiplayer world in 1.19.1.









i was very surprised that the ca community was so welcoming to me actually

[rutabaga]

Floor 111 contains a portal to another universe. It is theorized that the alternate universe is where the intelligent spiders in the skyscraper come from.

floor 111 already exists

Floor 111 is where people can just sit on one of the infinite chairs and contemplate their life decisions
Floor 112 is the same but for spiders
Floor 113 is the entirety of Ohio, except all apples are replaced with spiders made out of tungsten. There is a secret door hidden in Cedar Point near the roller coaster Millennium Force that leads to floor 113i, where it's Ohio but all spiders are replaced with apples.

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When you touch any inanimate object on floor 823218370111 it falls on Haaaaaands's head. 5 minute cooldown

anyhoo, floor 114 is literally just a thin mint cookie
floor 115 makes any root vegetables on the floor sentient. this is how i became sentient
when you enter floor 116 for the first time, you get mind control powers for 11.6 seconds. i haven't entered this floor yet, so maybe someone convinced me that this floor exists when it really doesn't :shrug:

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 111 contains a portal to another universe. It is theorized that the alternate universe is where the intelligent spiders in the skyscraper come from.

floor 111 already exists

Floor 111 is where people can just sit on one of the infinite chairs and contemplate their life decisions
Floor 112 is the same but for spiders
Floor 113 is the entirety of Ohio, except all apples are replaced with spiders made out of tungsten. There is a secret door hidden in Cedar Point near the roller coaster Millennium Force that leads to floor 113i, where it's Ohio but all spiders are replaced with apples.

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When you touch any inanimate object on floor 823218370111 it falls on Haaaaaands's head. 5 minute cooldown

anyhoo, floor 114 is literally just a thin mint cookie
floor 115 makes any root vegetables on the floor sentient. this is how i became sentient
when you enter floor 116 for the first time, you get mind control powers for 11.6 seconds. i haven't entered this floor yet, so maybe someone convinced me that this floor exists when it really doesn't :shrug:

No, how about your floor 111 is floor 111-A?

[haaaaaands]

floor TREE(1000000) is a gargantuan tree where 1000000 googologists live and do googology stuff. it's located inside floor asfdfsdsfsdadadsfsadsf which is a little taller than floor TREE(1000000) and 10 times larger in area.
the tree is large enough to count as a floor by itself.

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 33.5 is a casino with a bar inside, operated by Aäłrreħa Krčíes and his family. Anyone under 21 years old that tries to enter will be sent to floor 117. Floor 33.5 is very hard to enter. To enter, you must press the 9 key while holding down the 3 key on any elevator. Doing so will cause the display above the elevator’s keypad to show b. Then the moment the elevator’s doors open, it will instantly teleport to either floor 9 or floor 33. Noclipping at the exact(>=0.01 seconds off) same moment that the elevator teleports will take you to floor 33.5.

Floor 117 is a museum called “Aäłrreħa Krčíes Gallery”. Each “exhibit” is a small section of another floor, but there is one exhibit which resembles no known floor. Touching the glass surrounding that exhibit brings you to floor 59.

[haaaaaands]

floor emodnilap a si 45554 is a palindome roolf

Floor 112 is where people can just sit on one of the infinite chairs and contemplate their life decisions
Floor 112.1 is the same but for spiders
Floor 113 is the entirety of Ohio, except all apples are replaced with spiders made out of tungsten. There is a secret door hidden in Cedar Point near the roller coaster Millennium Force that leads to floor 113i, where it's Ohio but all spiders are replaced with apples.

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When you touch any inanimate object on floor 823218370111 it falls on Haaaaaands's head. 5 minute cooldown

ouch! an oscilloscope and a commodore 64 just fell on my head!

[hotcrystal0]

floor emodnilap a si 45554 is a palindome roolf

Floor 112 is where people can just sit on one of the infinite chairs and contemplate their life decisions
Floor 112.1 is the same but for spiders
Floor 113 is the entirety of Ohio, except all apples are replaced with spiders made out of tungsten. There is a secret door hidden in Cedar Point near the roller coaster Millennium Force that leads to floor 113i, where it's Ohio but all spiders are replaced with apples.

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When you touch any inanimate object on floor 823218370111 it falls on Haaaaaands's head. 5 minute cooldown

ouch! an oscilloscope and a commodore 64 just fell on my head!

I meant 117 but forgot what floor we're on

[haaaaaands]

floor fat32 is literally a particularly big 32

[rutabaga]

floor 118 contains all floor 93.x and 99.x floors except time flows at double speed.

floor 119 is a minecraft village

[erictom333]

Floor ϖ (pronounced "pomega") is the same as floor π, except all circles are replaced with lemniscates.
Floor ij (completely unrelated to floor ij) has been colonised by the Dutch.
Floor þ contains people who want to replace þe digraph "th" with þe letter "þ". It has a curse which causes everyþing in þe floor and any text describing þe floor to have all instances of þe digraph "th" to be replaced wiþ þe letter "þ".

[haaaaaands]

nobody knows wether if floor bnnerd is "banner" or "banned". it's known that between the b and the first n goes an a, though. there's no known way to enter floor bnnerd, as everyone who entered it has never returned.
many people say it's fake, but many others say that it exists. it's known that it has something to do with floors C:\>, fat32, 3646392, uhhh, TREE(1000000) and capsmuch, though. what relationship in particular is unknown, though.