ConwayLife Skyscraper

[rutabaga]

floor 132 contains spiders with killaura. please do not stand within 5 feet of them as they will automatically bite you.
floor 133 contains cartons of infinite milk. this is where some people's dads are trying to go.
floor 134 contains a statue of a massive tree with everyone's face on some part of it. if you manage to find your own face on the tree and touch it, you will be teleported to a replica of missouri on some exoplanet 4.874 billion light years away. if you try to exit the missouri replica then you are teleported back to floor 134 but you are a spider made out of mrbeast feastables chocolate (flavor randomly determined.)
floor 134i is said replica of missouri.
floor 135 has a portal to botswana. the rest of floor 135 is a 150000 x 250000 mile area of blankness but the floor simulates conway's game of life running at 1 generation per second. on-squares are incandescent lights and off-squares are dark chocolate. every hour, the floor is randomized.
floor 136 has a line of statues of everyone in the world whose name contains an A. if you spend more than 15 minutes on this floor, your statue is removed. if your name has no A and you spend more than 15 minutes on the floor, you become a spider made out of beans.

floor 1753892138617932631270381298332812635618936 is haaaaaands's right hand scaled up by 1000x and frozen in time from Dec 22 2023 10:49 EST. nothing else is on the floor.
floor Zxcvbnm,./ is the second-to-bottom row of my keyboard.
floor (that's supposed to be 10 spaces. there's 12 because it's treated like a word) is an empty 12 x 15 x 12 ft cardboard box except for 1 apple. if you try to eat it you become the apple.

[haaaaaands]

any computer from 1980 that enters floor 2000 will error out.
floor 300 is sparta.
floor 1998 is a battlefield frozen in time during the browser war.
floor 1212 is the battle where we almost ended with holy war.
similarly, floor 2512 is the battle where we almost achieved world peace.

[Disaster16439]

Floor 136 is full of people trying to lock this thread. It also contains my house.
Edit 1:
Yes, I am trying to lock this thread
Edit 2: Pls lock this thread
Edit 3:
Nobody?
Edit 4:
MODERATORS COME!!
Edit 5:
This isn't even Ca related!
Edit 6:
Come on
Edit 7:
Really nobody locking this thread?
Edit 8:
Spiders agree to loc' this thread.
Edit 9:
Floor 137 contains every post containing the word lock.
Edit 10:
So this post is in florr 137
Edit 11:
MODERATORS PLEASE!
Edit 12:
MODERATORS COME!!
Edit 13:
This isn't even Ca related!
Edit 14:
Come on
Edit 15:
Really nobody locking this thread?
Edit 16:
I can't let moderators miss this thread!
Edit 17:
Florr 138 only contains Gabriels p138
Edit 18-10399 have been canceled
Edit 10400:
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Edit 10401:
This is juts random posts with a floor before it!
Edit 10402:
Also lock the answer with a question thread!
Edit 10403:
Also lock the wrong answars only thread!
Edit 10404-10494 list all the threads that should be locjed, one per edit.
Edit 10495:
Come on moderators!
Edit 10496
Maybe add another forum in the sandbox section, where random posts live? There can be random posts there, nobody will look except for the people who post on the thread.
Ediit 10497
You really think I made 10407 edits?
Edit 10498:
Please make an INT version of JLS!
Edit 10499:
Please apgsearch b34qs23-k!
Edit 10500:
Please apgsearch b
Edit 10407-30920 all contain advertisements of my rules.
Edit 30921-199299 were lost in a Safari crash.
My 180th post!
180=2^2x3^2x5

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 139

It can only be Described like Otismo in Text

It is a Swimming Pool Filled with LoanSharks

Walls contain Advertisements Advertising http://viropet.com/ and FireClouds

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 140 is an exact replica of Zeration Station on May 18th, 2019 at 14:52:32, but everything except for the elevator is made of pure nihonium and fermium that anomalously don't decay.
Floor 141 is a library, but with random arcade machines scattered around the main wing. All books do not match any known books, both within this universe and the alternate universe the skyscraper connects to, with some being in unknown languages.
The contents of floor b are unknown, as anyone who goes to the floor is spontaneously teleported to either floor 33 or floor 9.

[b-engine]

People in floor 2335y7e often wear hats with 'π' wrote on. They collects long barges left by B-heptominoes (yeah that's me) and sell them to other floors at cost of $999 (long barges are very rare on other floors) .

[Haycat2009]

Levels 142-145 are my sketch pad,
Level 146 is a flower shop selling flowers that look fancy and not found on earth,
Level 147 is an indoor swimming pool,
Level 148 is a cell storage room,
Level 149 is my storeroom for objects.

[haaaaaands]

floor ÿ is pronounced as "oof"
floor 556553 has nothing to do with my ip, but it's a giant modem used by the giants in the castle in the clouds in the sky, who, of course, have the same isp as me

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 150 appears to be a small fraction(5m by 5m by 3.5m) of the inside of a church, with everything cut off when the hit the edge of the floor. The only known way to enter it is to use the Cursed Potion of Level Gain on floor 149, and the only way out is by touching one the the copies of the Bible inside of the floor, which will take you to floor 35.
Floor 151 is a grocery store, however it also sells Cursed Potion of Level Gain and 1,3,5,7-tetra(perchlorylperoxy)-2,4,6,8-tetra(pentazolyldi(fluoroperoxy)methyl)cubane. It is the only place in the skyscraper where you can buy CPoLG and 1,3,5,7-tetra(perchlorylperoxy)-2,4,6,8-tetra(pentazolyldi(fluoroperoxy)methyl)cubane. Drinking CPoLG will immediately teleport you to the integer floor above the one you are currently on, unless you are on floor 35, floor 49, or florr 51. The potion does not work on those floors.

[haaaaaands]

floor D: is empty except for a drive that's assigned letter d, a sad face painted on a paper and a sign containing this floor description.
floor juan is filled with advertisements to this site... which is very crappy
floor 007 is james bond

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 2334e contains eleveners, which it has a lot of because fleet predecessors evolve into two eleveners in the rule.
Floor 152 contains spiders that buy up other floors' supply of rare still lives and then sell them to people who go to the floor's front desk at higher prices. They are known for buying aircraft carriers from floor 2336, eleveners from floor 2334e, and eater 1s from floor 2-cn3-eky4aij5e2n3-ekqy4c5e. Some people dislike them for this, and go to floor 35 to look for rare still lives floating on the river. Because of this, there should be no rare still lives left on the floor, but people keep on claiming that it seems to reappear every time…
Floor 153 is a base made by many narcissistic people.

[b-engine]

Floor 2334e5y contains loads of natural pentadecathlons which people in the floor sells them to other floors at very high price. Sometimes a bunch of pentadecathlons get moldy, then the people will selling them at higher price.

Floor 245368 has lot of 2x4 rectangles thrown by lot of puffers. People in the floor will sell them to other floors (in which that they turn into ponds).

Floor 232in3-q4w has a lot of junks and some precious aircraft carriers thrown by interchanges. People will collect those aircraft carriers and sell them at high price.

[haaaaaands]

floor sql is filled with haaaaaands');DROP TABLE Users;--
fl00r 13375p34k h45 73h pr0p3r7y 70 m4k3 411 73x7 d35cribin6 i7 7urn in70 1337 464in57 y0ur wi11. i7 4150 m4k35 3v3ry7hin6 5m311 1i3k r0773n fi5h.
sloor fpoon fs she tpoonerist iloor

[haaaaaands]

ok doublepost

floor error is filled with errors.
the most prominent ones are "Bad command or file name", "Guru Meditation 00202122.48454C50", "Abort, Retry, Fail?" and "404 Not Found".

[Value1]

Floor 154 is a network of big spiders. It is impossible to get hurt or die in a spider, and if you try to exit the spider, you enter another spider. The only way to exit a spider is to destroy the spider, and you will have a 12.4096736% chance to enter Floor 121, but otherwise you will become the spider. If you purchase an Amazing Spider Knife in Floor 155 for 64x long barges, you can increase the chance to 12.4096737% (you do not need to use or even have the knife for the effect to occur).

Floor 155 is IKEA but it only sells Amazing Spider Knives.

[haaaaaands]

@echo off
set variable %1985%
if floor_batch_number=%variable%
echo indeed
pause>nul

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 156 is a single room containing a single tree of a unknown species. Touching the tree brings you to floor 26.5.

[haaaaaands]

floor 3126 is a c64 running impossible mission
floor uyf76itte54i7 is [insert keysmashes here]

[b-engine]

Floor 305979# contains only Hash2 objects. There're some random still lifes, oscillators (particularly H) and some camels roaming. There're also some random thrusters flying there.

[haaaaaands]

floor 2006 is the floor in which my dad finally moved on from 95

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 157 is a completely empty room, except for the elevators, three spiders, and a message crudely spray-painted on the wall reading “Floor 157'); DROP TABLE Floors;--”. Security camera footage reveals that the message was spray-painted on October 11th, 2007.

Floor 158 contains several large spiders trying to figure out how to use zeration.

[rutabaga]

floor 0^0 contains people arguing about whether their floor is on the same level as floor 0, floor 1, or whether it's on its own floor because it's indeterminate.
floor 159 contains donuts arguing telepathically about the purpose of floor 159.
floor 160 contains a bunch of PEKKAs from clash royale. if you die, you have a 17.9703333...% chance of being reincarnated as a butterfly.
the walls of floor 161 are black and reflect no light. when you are in floor 161 you will involuntarily spin and be uploaded in low quality to a doober43 fan channel with funky town music.
floor 162 has been taken over by the red spiders from xkcd.
floor SWAG(9876) has an immeasurably large amount of garbanzo beans that are currently being compressed into a black hole by spiders made out of spiders made out of black holes made out of garbanzo beans made out of spiders. the sheer stupidity of visiting this floor will reduce your IQ by 5.02456.

[haaaaaands]

floor 6244622425467 is my closet

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 163 already exists:

Floor 163 is a XWSS airport that is identical to Singapore Changi airport from the inside, but yesterday an Sir robin ended up there and could not leave as it travelled knightwise, so flights were delayed by 282 hours and the spiders were mad, so thats how the rebellion started.

Floor 164's walls and ceiling are all chalkboard, except for the elevator. The walls and ceiling contain calculations with zeration on it.

[haaaaaands]

floor c is made of segfaults